Da**it.

Today is Day 11 of my diet. Brace yourselves, because you're going to be seeing a lot more asterisks on this blog. Dieting always makes me more profane.

And Reese's is NOT helping. Hot on the heels of these, which I managed to resist, they've released THESE:

So far, I've encountered them face-to-face twice. So far, I have resisted twice. Merry Christmas to me.