Me: "HEY JAKE."
Me: "Did you have a little spill with the Fruity Pebbles this morning?"
Jake: [long pause, wanders into the kitchen] "Yes."
"BUT." [spreads his hands expansively at the scene] "I PUSHED IT ALL WEELY CAYUHFULLY UNDUH THERE SO IT WOULDN'T BE IN THE WAY AND NO ONE WOULD STEP ON IT. SEE?"