Mar 9, 2016

He came thisclose to being helpful

Me: "HEY JAKE."

Jake: "Yeah?"

Me: "Did you have a little spill with the Fruity Pebbles this morning?"

Jake:  [long pause, wanders into the kitchen]  "Yes."

"BUT."  [spreads his hands expansively at the scene]  "I PUSHED IT ALL WEELY CAYUHFULLY UNDUH THERE SO IT WOULDN'T BE IN THE WAY AND NO ONE WOULD STEP ON IT. SEE?"


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