Jul 29, 2013

Uncomfortable truths, vol. 51

1. When we went to the beach earlier this month, I didn't shave until Wednesday. After we arrived on Saturday.

2. I wonder if Brian Williams and Lisa Myers have each others' cell phone numbers and if they text each other on the weekends. These are the things I think about in my spare time.

3. About once a month I tell someone in a dream that the ceilings in our house are too low. I guess when we build our dream home, I need to request 10-foot ceilings.

4. I brush my teeth with my eyes closed, so people walk up behind me and scare me to death roughly three times a week.

5. I have an eye infection so I'm wearing my prescription glasses. But I'm really light-sensitive. But I don't have prescription sunglasses. So, yeah.

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