Jan 21, 2013

Uncomfortable truths, vol. 42

I don't usually start the week off here with an edition of Uncomfortable Truths. I prefer to WADE into the week of minutia with you rather than JUMP in. But since I wrote the very first edition of Uncomfortable Truths in September of 2010 (I just checked), it's become arguably the most popular thing I write.

So, for you people who love to see me make a fool of myself, this one's for you.
 

1. For some of you, this is going to be the most unbelievable, controversial thing I've ever written here. I apologize in advance. I like Coke, Diet Coke, Pepsi and Diet Pepsi. I drink all of them.

2. I always tear off the first two squares of TP in a public restroom and toss them in the toilet. Don’t want to run the risk that someone else touched the TP before I let it touch my ladybits.

3. And have I shared this one before? I always reach for the toiletry BEHIND the one at the front of the display when I buy. You never know who was gauche enough to open that first Ban-Regular Scent up and try it out right there in the aisle.

4. I have a Christmas card waiting list, which I assumed everyone had, but I was assured on Twitter recently that NO ONE ELSE HAS. Really? No one? I keep mine at the back of my planner, and when a family rotates off the list, I rotate someone from the waiting list onto the real list. Come ON. Anybody?? 

5. I don't have pierced ears. People think that's weird. I maintain that God gave my body exactly the right number of holes when He made it, and I don't need to add to them.


By the way, if you're new to my blog and want to read more Uncomfortable Truths, click the Uncomfortable Truths tag in my sidebar. Apparently there are now 45 of them to read ... which means that I've told you far more embarrassing things about myself than anyone should have to endure. So, sorry 'bout that.

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