Dec 7, 2012

Uncomfortable truths, vol. 40

1. Amelia hasn't worn shoes yet. She wore some "for decorative purposes" for our Christmas pictures, but she hasn't worn a single pair for functional purposes yet. I had no idea this was weird until blog reader Laura asked me Amelia's shoe size and I had no idea what is was. Still don't.

2. Wal-Mart recently quit carrying the brand of shampoo Grayson has used for years, so last week he came home with Pert Plus. Which is what I used in 8th grade. So he just effectively set our household's collective hair care regimen back by 25 years.

3. Jake wears three "underwears" in a 24-hour period. He puts on a clean pair when he wakes up, when he goes to bed and anytime he changes clothes in between. Conversely, when I washed clothes last weekend (for the whole week), Nathaniel only had two or three dirty pair. Do that math.

4. My company buys really cheap paper towels, so I have to use five of them to dry my hands. Pretty sure that’s not what they were going for.

5. The other day I Tweeted, "I turned 39 in May. I'm considering getting serious about a 'Fit by 50' program. Who's with me??" And all these people seem to want to do it more quickly than on an 11-year timeframe. What's up with that?

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