May 20, 2011

Uncomfortable truths, vol. 14

1. Does anyone else cross their fingers and yell “GO! GO! GO!” when the layers of wood scaffolding start to collapse on a particularly difficult level of Angry Birds? No? Oh.
2. There is no handicapped stall in our bathroom at work. And I’ve gotten to the size and shape at which I can’t go in a stall and close the door without my left leg touching the toilet bowl. It gives me the heebie-jeebies.
3. Related: Our shower door is roughly as wide as I am now. It will not be long (days?) before I will have to start showering in the boys’ bathroom, because they have a tub with a curtain. REMINDER: I am only 21 weeks along. Am I going to have to be airlifted out of my house when it’s time to go to the hospital? I DON’T WANT TO BE ON THE NEWS.

4. I got on Pinterest this week. Because in all that free time I have, I need another outlet for my obsession with home decor. I won't even TELL you how many things I've pinned already. Heavens to Betsy ... instead of maternity leave, I'm going to need decorating leave.

5. The fact that I'm making a Number 5 where no Number 5 should exist is an uncomfortable truth in itself. I simply cannot end this on the even number of 4. That should tell you a lot of embarrassing things about my personality.

3 comments:

Jamie said...

1. Yes, I do.
2. I have encountered that same problem. And I've never been pregnant.
3. I kinda DO want you to be on the news.
4. I keep seeing folks gush about Pinterest and I'm trying to keep it at arm's length. I do not need another outlet.
5. I'm with you on the #5.

Rachel said...

I hate the no-handicapped-stall-when-you're-pregnant dilemma. Drove me nuts. Especially since I usually had an almost-4-year-old in tow, too. There was NO WAY she, I, and my tummy were fitting into a normal stall.

myvegaslife said...

hmm, I had heard that with every additional pregnancy one is supposed to get bigger than the previous. This is my first prgenancy and at 15 weeks I just look like I should do some crunches...
And the whole leg touching the toilet bowl is TOTALLY gross and you shouldn't have to put up with it.

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