Reasons for embarrassing repetitive stress hand injuries which I may or may not have experienced in the past and/or be experiencing today

- playing too much Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook (135,000 points last Saturday! Total fluke!)

- playing too much PathWords on Facebook

- fast-forwarding through too many segments of America's Next Top Model reruns on TiVo (ALWAYS the part when Tyra says "Congratulations ... You're still in the running toward becoming America's Next [gets verklempt] Top Mottle.")

- reaching too many times in a row for the Snooze Button