Jan 14, 2015

Uncomfortable truths, vol. 63

1. I get so, so mad at the last eighth of an inch of my mechanical pencil lead. The way it scoots back up into the pencil, the way it writes a duller line, the way when I click it out a little more it tucks back in. IMA KILL IT.

2. I'm 41 years old and I still wake up every morning wondering if today's the day I'm gonna get an ingrown toenail.

3. My friend Melanie and I were at lunch one day and I had to hop up on a bar-height chair that I couldn't reach and ...

4. I'm a "shoe watcher" in the restroom at work. I pay attention to the shoes in the stalls on either side of me so I can be on alert if that woman leaves without washing her hands. I'll track. her. down. by her shoes later to be sure that I never, ever eat anything she brings to an office potluck.

5. I firmly believe that I'm not the weird one in that last scenario. I think the woman who doesn't wash her hands is the weird one. And yet over Christmas, MY FATHER said I had to include it in my next Uncomfortable Truths post.

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