But you know what I decided to do last night, instead? For some reason, I was thinking about a comment left by a long-time reader some time ago, someone who said she thought she ought to have earned a magnet or sticker for her car for reaching the end of a particular blog post. Might have been Disney? Can't recall.
It tickled me, and I started making up magnets or stickers that I would award you guys for your cars and vans if that were a thing.
Thanks for continuing to read. You're my favorite.
If you were making a Grass Stains sticker or magnet for your vehicle, what would it say? Take your best shot. I can take it. Pinky swear.