Mar 1, 2013

Uncomfortable truths, vol. 44

1. I think it's funny that people plan meals for the week. We keep the same groceries in the house all the time and just make whatever comes to mind each night. Like savages.

2. I mean, yes, perhaps I have the sense of humor of a 10-year-old boy. But COME ON. "Nutmeats"?

3. Foil Pop-Tart wrappers float around our kitchen like leaves on the wind.

4. I spend 20 minutes a day wondering what necessitated this sign.

5. This poor guy has no idea what he's gotten himself into. So why am I the one who's nervous?

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