If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
You'd see 'em wearin' their baggies
Huarachi sandals, too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
We'll all be plannin' out a route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxin' down our surfboards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on safari to stay
Tell the teacher we're surfin'
Everybody's gone surfin'
Is there a song about, um, the headless horseman? Because that was my first thought when I saw that I'd caught this picture of Grant about to dive under a wave.
And then, just a second later, all we could see were a few toes.
BREAKING NEWS: I Googled it, and there is, in fact, a song titled "The Headless Horseman" that was featured in the Disney film The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. But it's kind of gruesome:
With a hip-hip and a clippity-clop
He's out looking for a head to swap
So don't try to figure out a plan
You can't reason with a headless man.
So we're just gonna pretend I didn't find it.
*Surfin' USA, written by Chuck Barry