Mar 13, 2011

Sunday funnies

When Parents Text

Dad: OMG. Forgot to tell u. I think I saw a wolf in our backyard.

Dad: Huge.

Me: Oh my god

Dad: I called the police.

Me: On a wolf?

Me: Call animal control

Dad: Police can coordinate it.

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Mom: Girls (I’m sending this txt to all of you ok)…mama is looking for the title of a song that I heard on the radio today. The song starts like this…”la la la hurt you…da da da da da….”. any idea?

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Mom: See you this afternoon!

Me: Don’t forget to bring pride and prejudice!!!!!

Mom: Colin firth is riding shotgun.

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Me: You reorganized the pantry! Wow. What made you decide to do that?

Mom: The future is now.

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Mom: Dad’s on twitter now, he’s driving us crazy. How do we follow you on twitter?

Me: Never gonna happen

(20 minutes later)

Dad: Whats ur tweeter user name

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Dad: Too small. Cant read. what does it say

Me: Flip your screen

Dad: OK. The back of the phone says Galaxy. What does your message say?

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Mom: the oscars start in five minutes, get out of the living room!

Me: NO! why can’t you just watch it in your room?

Mom: Because the tvs is biggr.

Me: I was here first

Mom: don’t make me g and pull THE BOX out from undr your bed that smells like weed

Mom: thats right, run!

Parents Shouldn't Text

Damn You Auto Correct

And finally, in honor of my delicate condition:


HandyFamily said...

They were fabulous! I LAUGHED OUT LOUD! And boy did I need that today! Thanks for sharing.

Susanne said...

I love twitter one. These are pretty funny especially since my mom is just learning to text.

Katherine @ Grass Stains said...

Glad you guys liked these. Sometimes I'm just itching for a laugh, and these sites always deliver!

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