Mar 24, 2011

The ginormous P.S.

So yesterday I told you about our trip to The Best Park Ever. I didn't mention that there was a big P.S. to stick on the end of the story. Here it is.

The only blemish on the day was that about five minutes after we left the park, I had to make an emergency stop at McDonald's to get sick. I looked at my watch as I walked in, because I knew I might be a while but I hoped it would be less than 10 minutes.

When I walked back to the van 23 minutes later, Grayson said he was worried about me and was about to come in and see if I was going to make it. He also said that at about minute 12, Nicholas piped up: "Can't we just leave her?"

Excuse me? I mean, EXCUSE ME? 

That prompted the following blistering speech by moi:

"I am growing a human being FROM SEED. I am basically MAKING A PERSON FROM SCRATCH here. So you will wait for me WHEREVER you need to, as LONG as you need to. GOT IT?"

But other than that, the day was great.

8 comments:

Rachel said...

I'm dying! Oh dear Lord. I'm dying! You poor thing. I can't believe he said, 'can we leave her?' Oh my word. Your reply was PRICELESS!

Wade's World said...

OMG. I'm dying over here right now!!! Like crying from laughing! That is so stinking funny!!!!

And kudos to you on the response. I'm like that with Jeremy when he gets stingy on my aching pregnancy back rubs. He gets the, "I'm growing a human in here. You better get to rubbing my back like you like it" speech at least once a day!

Pati @ A Crafty Escape said...

I'm sorry but that is the funniest thing I have heard in a LONG time! :)

Amanda said...

BAHAHAHA oh my goodness I cannot stop laughing...when will men learn?!

Sewconsult said...

That is the best ever! You should have asked him how he would have felt if you left him somewhere. (I've been tempted to leave my hubby at Home Depot a couple of times!
Beckie (back from the brink of death from a 2 week respiratory virus! Did you miss my dumb comments?)

brightleigh said...

That sounds like something Seth would say sometimes! It was funny but I know exactly where you are coming from!

Aspiemom said...

That is so funny! Not the part that you needed to be in the bathroom for so long, but the conversation in the car! lol

Erin said...

That reminds me of being pregnant with the twins. My doctor had just put me on "princess rest" and told my husband that my job was to grow a person and his job was to do everything else.

Man, I loved that doctor ...

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