It's no wonder we lose things all the time

Tonight when I opened the pantry to get a few things out, I saw this:

(Why yes, that Sam's Choice flavored water IS great.) Which item doesn't belong?

That's right, this:

And it was turned ON. It's no wonder we can't keep up with our things around here. A certain Short Person around here takes off with electronics and can't remember where he stashed them. It's also no wonder that we have to buy our AA batteries in bulk at Costco.