Ouch, ouch and OUCH

I recently moved into a new office at work. It is really nice ... it has new carpet, matchy-matchy furniture components, a tall bookshelf and a VIEW.

Now that I've been in it three weeks, though, I have found its flaw:



What may appear at first glance to be unassuming drawers should actually feature bright yellow warning labels. Those drawer pulls stick out an inch from each drawer (and I have seven drawers), and they are MURDER on your thighs.

Instead of treating you to a picture of my dented, bruised left thigh, I will instead show you one of these suckers from the side:

And if you don't think that hurriedly rounding the corner of the desk to grab the phone provides enough force for a collision with one of those things to KILL, you're smokin' crack.

SO. PAINFUL.